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JACK THE GIANT SLAYER was much fun
Story good, direction fine,
Nice CG, we had a good time.
Tucci and Nighy were bad mo-fos
WARM BODIES’ Nick and Obi-Won
Both heroic, casting spot on.
Some was wonky, but giants creepy
Suspense, romance, humor too,
A tad too long but what say you?
RATING: See it. And then make your own rhymes below.
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