JACK THE GIANT SLAYER Kills A Couple Hours March 4, 2013 – Posted in: A Picture's Worth, Blog, Featured Columns

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Fee-fi-fo-fum,
JACK THE GIANT SLAYER was much fun
Story good, direction fine,
Nice CG, we had a good time.

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Ha-he-hi-hos,
Tucci and Nighy were bad mo-fos
WARM BODIES’ Nick and Obi-Won
Both heroic, casting spot on.

JACK THE GIANT SLAYER

One-two-3-D,
Some was wonky, but giants creepy
Suspense, romance, humor too,
A tad too long but what say you?

 

RATING: See it. And then make your own rhymes below.

 

Best,
Mike

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P.S.:
Fe-fi-fo-fum,
Why not order a cool commission?
Hero, villain, dude or dear,
Send your request to Craig right here!

 

 

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