BEER ABBY #36: “NFL Draft, Andrew Luck, THE AVENGERS, Free Comic Book Day and man butter” May 3, 2012 – Posted in: Beer Abby, Blog, Featured Columns

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May I say happy May to all you kids, guys and gals out there in spring cyber-land! If April showers bring Mayflowers, I hope you all get a boatload of smelly, disease-ridden pilgrims showing up in an old Plymouth full of rocks. Or whatever. Let’s start off the month with some new emails:

 

Beer Abby:
What did you think of the huge NFL draft last weekend?

R. Goodell
Canton, OH

Dear Goody:
Zzzzz….Huh? Wha? Oh sorry, you woke me up. What was the question?

 

Hey Bru-Hed–
What did you think of Luck going to the Colts?

Charles Pagano
Indianapolis, IN

Hey Charlie–
The Colts lost the best QB of the last ten years. That’s not luck in my book! Hope the rookie does well, but how good have #1 pick QBs done over the years? Let’s see: David Carr, Tim Couch, Jeff George, JaMarcus Russell…

 

Dear Bru:
I think I have a wart on my penis. Should I let the doctor burn it off?

F. Gump
Greenbow, AL

Dear F.:
Dude, two words that should NEVER appear in the same sentence are “burn” and “penis.” You need to see a new doc. And stop writing me.

 

Beer Abby:
What will you be looking for on Free Comic Book Day this Saturday?

Joe Fan
Comicshop, NY

Dear Joe:
If the ratio of men to women is anything smaller than 4 to 1!

 

Dear Mr. Hed–
Will you be seeing THE AVENGERS movie in IMAX 3D?

R. Gelfond
NY, NY

Dear Mr. Gelfond–
Only if I win the lottery and can afford the ridiculous ticket price! For $20 I can get a ticket to the flick in 2D and have money left over for popcorn and beer. (And a sock to hide the beer in…)

 

Well, whaddaya know? We’re out of time already. Dang, and I was just gettin’ into a groove. Or maybe that’s just the butt-wear in my recliner. Anyway, make sure you fine geeks get some free comics at your LOCAL comic shop on Saturday either before or after you check out the Avengers flick and butter your own popcorn after seeing Scarlett Johansen in skin-tight spandex! (Just make sure you’re not sitting behind me.)

 

Later,
Bru

 

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