Beer Abby
Hello there, bastids and beeyotches! Hope your Tanks-giving gave you a tankful of food-and-football fun (unless you happened to bet on the Lions and Fins like I did. Thank goodness for the Crows!) Time to get back to woik and help you on with your lousy lives. Here’s some emails: Mr. Hed: Pretzels, … Continue reading
Well, happy triptophan turducken day, my little men and women of blog-land! It’s yer pal Bru here wishing you a healthy meal, a happy family, and a hearty heap of hilarity for my fellow Americans and American Injuns. Everyone else, happy friggin’ Thursday! Let’s see if we can make it even happier with answers … Continue reading
Tags : Bru-Hed, Frank Miller, Mike Pascale, Thanksgiving
Where does the time go? Holy monkey crap, next week is Thanksgivin’ already! That means two football games for me to bet on—um, I mean enjoy. And of course, lots of pizza with turkey toppings to go with the sausage, ham, beef and bacon I usually put on there. (Of course, I have ‘em … Continue reading
Tags : Beery Abby, Mike Pascale
Greetings, gallant guys and guiding gals! It’s your pal Bru, thumbin’ thru the dictionary to find erudite ways to entertain your ego! (I have no idea what “erudite” means, but it starts with an “e” so it woiks fer me.) In addition to entertainment, I give you education and advice you abso-tootly can’t get … Continue reading
Tags : Beer Abby, Mike Pascale
Hey, all you wieners and boozers! Hope your Halloween was a helluva good one, full of candy, chocolate, cool costumes and cold beer. Now it’s time to focus back on your lousy life and how I can make it better! Let’s get to your emails and my awesome advice: Beer Abby: I’ve … Continue reading
Tags : Beer Abby, Bru-Hed, Michael D. Hamersky, Mike Pascale
Hello to all you red-blooded, white-knuckled and blue-balled men out there! (And all three of you gorgeous women.) It’s your favorite beer-bellied Bandaras here again to make sense of your life and steer you like a damaged Yugo to the garage of Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Wackiness. And beer. Lots of beer. … Continue reading
Hello to all my readers, meaters and geezers! It’s your pal Bru, here to make your world a less frightenin’, more invitin’ place. Ask me anything about anything and I’ll answer, whether I know it or not. Geography or geology, linguistics or linguine, sex or socks, I know it all–or at least I sound … Continue reading
Tags : Beer Abby, Mike Pascale
Hey hey, my Bru-thers and Bru-sters! How’s your Thursday going so far? (Like I care.) Main thing is, I’m here to bring you advice for life that you can’t and won’t get anywhere else. Mariano Rivera may have broken the record for saves in baseball, but I aim to be the Mariano Rivera of comics and … Continue reading
Tags : Beer Abby, Bru-Hed, Long Beach Comic Convention, Mike Pascale
Hey and hay, comic cattle! How goes it? Hope you had a great week. Actually, I hope you had a lousy week so more of you can ask me how to make it a great one. ‘Cause that’s what ‘m here for. Dear Beer Abby, Mac or Windows? B. Fences Jet City, WA … Continue reading
Tags : Beer Abby, Mike Pascale
Hey hey, my Bru-thers and Bru-sters! How’s your Thursday going so far? (Like I care.) Main thing is, I’m here to bring you advice for life that you can’t and won’t get anywhere else. Mariano Rivera may have broken the record for saves in baseball, but I aim to be the Mariano Rivera of comics and … Continue reading
Tags : Beery Abby, Mike Pascale
Greetings, losers, boozers, cruisers and hoosiers! Forget about Michael Vick, Michael Vick’s injury and the sucky Eagles. Forget about Tony Romo, his injury and the stupid Cowboys. Forget about dumb relaunches of classic titles and the messing with legends. Forget about cranium-crap Congress and jerky jobs reports. All that matters is ME! Um, and … Continue reading
Tags : Beer Abby, Bru-Hed, Comics, Cowboys, Eagles, Michael Vick, Mike Pascale, Mylar
Happy Thursday, geeks and freaks! Thanks for the all the recent emails. I am touched by your kindness. (Though I’d rather be touched by your cash! Send me some dough and buy some damn comics.) Keep in mind you can ask to have your name withheld or abbreviated. So don’t worry about anyone finding … Continue reading
Tags : Beer Abby, Bru-Hed, Mike Pascale