Beer Abby #30: John Carter, My Favorite Martian; Donald Trump Celebrity Apprentice and Internet Piracy

©2012 All Ages Media   Hello, mellow yellows! (And reds, browns, blacks and whites–no discrimination here.) It’s me, Bru-Hed, coaching you thru the game of life as if it were a meaningless pre-season game. Because that’s pretty much what your life will amount to in the scheme of things. (Sorry, someone had to say it.) […]

BEER ABBY #29: “St. Patrick’s Day, Tom Cruise, John Travolta and Leprechauns”

by Bru-Hed ©2012 All Ages Media   Ya Ta Hey, palefaces and pilgrims! (That’s a gen-u-ine Indian American Native greeting I got from a real redskin. Or maybe it was a Redskins fan, I forget. Whatever.) It’s time again to save your miserable lives from misery with mirth and merriment, you muthas! (HA! I been […]

BEER ABBY #28: “Bigfoot, Wolfman, Sheldon Moldoff and Bob Kane”

©2012 All Ages Media   This is your bandleader Bru marching you into March madness! True, the college basketball extravaganza begins later in the month but there’s always plenty of madness going around this time of year, so the madness never really ends (or begins). Crazy celebs, wacky politicians, flaky artists and goofy regular folk […]

BEER ABBY #27: “2012 Oscar Wins, Eddie Murphy vs. Billy Crystal, Stan Lee and Leap Year”

©2012 All Ages Media   Greetings, fans and fanettes–Did you catch those wacky Oscars? Didja notice I went six of seven in my predictions including backups? (I woulda gone seven for seven if I had mentioned my backup choice for Best Pic, The Artist. I figured the only thing that trumps white guilt in Hollywood […]

Bru-Hed’s BEER ABBY #26: “2012 Oscar Predictions, and More Ghost Rider Crap”

It’s that time of year again, kiddies! No, I’m not talking about the upcoming Three Hour Mutual Backpatting Fest (also called “The Oscars”), but Leap Year! You only have a week left to plan something worthwhile to do every four years. Make it cool–better than a presidential election at least! So let’s get to your […]

BEER ABBY #25: “What Do Whitney Houston, Bobby Brown, Kate Upton, Ghost Rider, Nic Cage, Gary Friedrich and Kevin Smith Have In Common?”

Well, whattaya know, another week, another batch of craziness. Whitney expired too early, John Severin left in pretty good time, Ghost Rider opens just as its creator gets closed out. And a new comic book geek TV show. What do they all have in common? YOU mugs sent me questions on alla them! Let’s get […]

BEER ABBY #24: “Who’s Already Tired Of Eli Manning And The Giants in Super Bowl XLVI?”

Hope everyone out there survived the Super Bowl and all the food comas afterwards. hard to go back to life without football for the next six months. Let’s put that horrid thought out of our minds for now and get right into it, shall we?

Beer Abby #23 – Tom Brady and the Patriots vs. Eli Manning and the Giants in Super Bowl XLVI plus Alan Moore vs. Giant-Man

Finally! It’s here! The roman alphabet game of the year. Beer, snacks, commercials, beer commercials, snack commercials, bad national anthems, overhyped halftime shows, aging singers trying to stay relevant, millionaires vs. billionaires on the field, and oh yeah, a football game. Welcome to Super Bowl week. Sorry gang, I know I’m a day late (but […]

Beer Abby #22 “The Most Boring Week Of The Season”

Well, here we are…Two weeks before the greatest game in the world–bored out of our skulls. It’s a shame the NFL geniuses decided on hype over logic and went with this “media build-up” crap instead of going with the momentum like they used to. Making it worse, they put the Pro Bowl on before the […]

BEER ABBY #21: “SOPA, PIPA, Flacco, Ugoh And Other Fun Things To Say”

Hey, you mugs! It’s another Thursday afternoon and I’m after a moon that makes me moan! Any pics of gorgeous glutes from Kim K, Jay-Lo, Nicki Minaj, Eva Longoria, send ‘em my way. But in the meantime, I’m here to answer YOUR email requests of information, enlightenment and advice. Let’s get to it.