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Beer Abby #20: Playing the Playoffs from New England to San Francisco

Wow, where did the time go? Seems like 2011 was just a couple weeks ago. Oh yeah, it was. Now we only have 49 weeks till the world ends! Even worse, about 45 weeks till the stupid Presidential election. Wouldn’t that suck if you were elected and then the world blew up before you could even take office? I’m waiting for one of the ultra-religious candidates to to pull out just for that reason. Guaranteed…

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Beer Abby #19: “It’s 2012 But The World Can’t End Till After Football Season”

Happy week after New Year’s, my babes and brawn! It’s the week after the last holiday of “holiday season”, when everyone is supposed to be back and work and getting crap done–but most are still off physically or mentally, so not much gets done this week either. No problem, as it gives you folks a lot more time to email me your questions and requests for rockin’ reasoning to help you weather the storm that…

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Beer Abby’s – Best of 2011 Lists

Happy week after Christmas, kiddos and kiddies! It’s the week when nothing much gets done other than prepping for betting on bowl games and deciding what New Year’s parties to get drunk at and who to regret sleeping with the day after. In other words, “it’s the most wonderful time of the year!” And I’m here to make it even more wonderful for all you losers and boozers. In that spirit of avoiding work, I’m…

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“Christmas Tips and Tricks”

It’s holiday season central here at Beer Abby. Merry Christmas to all my Christian pals! Happy Hanukkah to all my Jewish buds! Happy Kwanzaa to all my NAACP peeps! And happy Winter Solstice to all my friends with two-seater Pontiacs! It’s me, Santa Bru, bringing you all kinds of goodies to the good little boys and girls, and especially to bad girls over 18. Come  up and sit on my lap…Don’t worry, that’s just a…

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“What’s Sexist?” by Bru-Hed

Greetings, you grubby-handed goons and goonesses! (I don’t think that’s a word but it should be). It’s your best blog pal Bru-Hed here to make your life a living heaven. How? By answering your deepest, darkest and dumbest questions about life, liberty and the pursuit of stupidity! (It’s our God-given right, you know. Right there in the Constitution after “Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor’s Freedom of the Press”.) So let’s get to your emails.…

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Beer Abby #12

Where does the time go? Holy monkey crap, next week is Thanksgivin’ already! That means two football games for me to bet on—um, I mean enjoy. And of course, lots of pizza with turkey toppings to go with the sausage, ham, beef and bacon I usually put on there. (Of course, I have ‘em stick a few green peppers on there so I get my veggies. Gotta stay healthy, ya know!) So let’s get to…

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Beer Abby #11

Greetings, gallant guys and guiding gals! It’s your pal Bru, thumbin’ thru the dictionary to find erudite ways to entertain your ego! (I have no idea what “erudite” means, but it starts with an “e” so it woiks fer me.) In addition to entertainment, I give you education and advice you abso-tootly can’t get ANYwhere else on or off the Web! And it’s friggin’ free. Can’t beat that. So lets get to it:

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