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Bru’s Reviews: PERCY JACKSON TRAVELS SEA OF MONSTERS TO ELYSIUM; OR THE LIGHTNING THIEF HAS THUNDER STOLEN BY MATT DAMON

By Bru-Hed All original written content is (c) 2013 Mike Pascale. Visual content is (c) its respective owners. Bru-Hed is a trademark of All Ages Media and Mike Pascale. August is getting hotter outside but the blockbusters seem to be cooling off, fans o’ mine. Your pal Bru-Hed thinks not enough film butts of film buffs are in the seats judging by the theater crowds I saw. Regardless, I have no less than THREE quick-ass…

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Bru’s Reviews: R.I.P.D. IS O.K. F.U.N.

By Bru-Hed All original written content is (c) 2013 Mike Pascale. Visual content is (c) its respective owners. Bru-Hed is a trademark of All Ages Media and Mike Pascale.   HELL-o, heavenly angels and devilish demons! It’s yer pal, beer-totin’, chip-snackin’, skirt-chasin’ Bru-Hed, with a a special edition of Bru’s Reviews. We go to the great beyond for a lightning-bolt quick review of the newest comic book movie, R.I.P.D. (Rest In Peace Department) starring Ryan…

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Bru’s Reviews: THE WOLVERINE IS WASTED WHILE WORLD WAR Z IS WILD

All original written content is (c) 2013 Mike Pascale. Visual content is (c) its respective owners. Bru-Hed is a trademark of All Ages Media and Mike Pascale.   Waves and well-wishes, you wacky women and warriors! It’s a terrific two-fer here at Bru’s Reviews. One new, one about-time. (And for the first time in awhile, the audiences at both theaters actually BEHAVED for the whole flick! I didn’t have to chuck Jujibees at anyone.)  …

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Bru’s Reviews: PACIFIC RIM, AKA GIANT MONSTERS VS. GIANT ROBOTS

By Bru-Hed All written content, except for outside quotes, is (c) 2013 Mike Pascale. Visual content is (c) its respective owners. Bru-Hed is a trademark of All Ages Media and Mike Pascale.     Greetings, summer movie mavens! We’re right in the thick of it–blockbuster summer-time! No, I don’t mean the dead video-store chain, I mean all the great “tentpole” films that get my tentpole to salute any movie with hot babes! And of course,…

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Bru’s Reviews: LONE RANGER AND DESPICABLE ME TOO…I MEAN, 2

By Bru-Hed Hey now, movie buffs and buffettes! Those who read my awesome review of MONSTERS UNIVERSITY already know how I feel about goofy computer cartoons for kids. [Note from Mike: that’s Bru’s clueless and prejudiced term for “animated features”] But because of this stupid blog I had to see another one, DESPICABLE ME 2. As with last time, that dope who draws me, Pascale, will chime in within annoying brackets.  

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Bru’s Reviews: MONSTERS UNIVERSITY GRADUATES WITH FLYING (AND BRILLIANTLY ANIMATED) COLORS

All written content and Bru-Hed visuals are ©2013 Mike Pascale. Bru-Hed is ™ and ©2013 All Ages Media/Mike Pascale. Other visual content ©2013 its respective owner(s). Hey, hey hey, my many manly movie mavens and mavettes! (Is that a woid? Screw it. It is now.) It’s yer flippant, filmgoin’ friend, Bru-Hed, here with another realistic review for you and your crew. This one is gonna be a bit different because MY opinion (i.e., the RIGHT…

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Bru’s Reviews: FAST AND FURIOUS 6 Isn’t Slow And Relaxing!

Written by Bru-Hed All written content ©2013 Mike Pascale. Bru-Hed is ™ and ©2013 All Ages Media/Mike Pascale. Other visual content ©2013 its respective owner(s).     Yo ho ho, all you Hoes and Broes! It’s yer beer-bellied buddy Bru to enlighten you to all things sin-ematic. Today we briefly discuss FAST AND FURIOUS 6, the newest entry in the franchise for speedfreaks, gearheads, oilbrains and butt-lovers!

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Bru’s Reviews: STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS…And Franchise History!

All written content ©2013 Mike Pascale. Bru-Hed is ™ and ©2013 All Ages Media/Mike Pascale. Other visual content ©2013 its respective owner(s). Hey again, geeksters and geekettes! It’s your pal Bru with another first-run review of a pre-summer blockbuster! I ain’t a Trekkie or Trekkor or Trekkle or whatever, but I have watched the old STAR TREK series because I love the way Captain Kirk gets to bed all the alien hotties. So I figured…

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Welcome to BRU’S REVIEWS! No-spoilers–or snoozers–for IRON MAN 3

All written content ©2013 Mike Pascale. Bru-Hed is ™ and ©2013 All Ages Media/Mike Pascale. Other visual content ©2013 its respective owner(s). Hey, you mugs and muggles! It’s me, yer ol’ pal Bru-Hed, back for more! I took a break from blogging to let you all bask in my awesomeness and absorb my greatness (much like the seat of my recliner absorbs all my wondrous odors and stains) while I rested and recharged. Since that…

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