Beer Abby #52 – One Year of Magic Bru, Lucky You!

by Bru-Hed ©2012 All Ages Media     Again I say, holy monkey crap! It’s been a full year of “Beer Abby”! Fifty-two weeks, twelve months of fun, facts, advice and angry rants for you readers! Seems like we were just celebrating my 50th column a couple weeks ago, don’t it? Congrats to me again. […]

BEER ABBY #49: “2012 London Olympics, Doctor Who, Charlie Sheen”

by Bru-Hed ©2012 All Ages Media   Hello to you, all my hellacious heathens, heretics, heteros, homos and hermaphrodites! It’s your pal Bru here to help you get through another week and weekend without weakening (wanking is okay). Hard to believe this week is almost 50! But doody and duty call. So let’s get to […]

BEER ABBY 48: “Dark Knight Rises Movie, Diverticulosis, Exercise Tips”

BEER ABBY 48: “Dark Knight Rises Movie, Diverticulosis, Exercise Tips” Welcome back, deer readers! And those who read blogs instead of deers. I hope the geeks among you had a great time in San Diego and are ready to get back to your non-life in your parents’ attic (for those who don’t have basements). I’m […]

BEER ABBY #27: “2012 Oscar Wins, Eddie Murphy vs. Billy Crystal, Stan Lee and Leap Year”

©2012 All Ages Media   Greetings, fans and fanettes–Did you catch those wacky Oscars? Didja notice I went six of seven in my predictions including backups? (I woulda gone seven for seven if I had mentioned my backup choice for Best Pic, The Artist. I figured the only thing that trumps white guilt in Hollywood […]

Bru-Hed’s BEER ABBY #26: “2012 Oscar Predictions, and More Ghost Rider Crap”

It’s that time of year again, kiddies! No, I’m not talking about the upcoming Three Hour Mutual Backpatting Fest (also called “The Oscars”), but Leap Year! You only have a week left to plan something worthwhile to do every four years. Make it cool–better than a presidential election at least! So let’s get to your […]

BEER ABBY #25: “What Do Whitney Houston, Bobby Brown, Kate Upton, Ghost Rider, Nic Cage, Gary Friedrich and Kevin Smith Have In Common?”

Well, whattaya know, another week, another batch of craziness. Whitney expired too early, John Severin left in pretty good time, Ghost Rider opens just as its creator gets closed out. And a new comic book geek TV show. What do they all have in common? YOU mugs sent me questions on alla them! Let’s get […]

BEER ABBY #24: “Who’s Already Tired Of Eli Manning And The Giants in Super Bowl XLVI?”

Hope everyone out there survived the Super Bowl and all the food comas afterwards. hard to go back to life without football for the next six months. Let’s put that horrid thought out of our minds for now and get right into it, shall we?

Beer Abby #23 – Tom Brady and the Patriots vs. Eli Manning and the Giants in Super Bowl XLVI plus Alan Moore vs. Giant-Man

Finally! It’s here! The roman alphabet game of the year. Beer, snacks, commercials, beer commercials, snack commercials, bad national anthems, overhyped halftime shows, aging singers trying to stay relevant, millionaires vs. billionaires on the field, and oh yeah, a football game. Welcome to Super Bowl week. Sorry gang, I know I’m a day late (but […]

Beer Abby #22 “The Most Boring Week Of The Season”

Well, here we are…Two weeks before the greatest game in the world–bored out of our skulls. It’s a shame the NFL geniuses decided on hype over logic and went with this “media build-up” crap instead of going with the momentum like they used to. Making it worse, they put the Pro Bowl on before the […]

BEER ABBY #21: “SOPA, PIPA, Flacco, Ugoh And Other Fun Things To Say”

Hey, you mugs! It’s another Thursday afternoon and I’m after a moon that makes me moan! Any pics of gorgeous glutes from Kim K, Jay-Lo, Nicki Minaj, Eva Longoria, send ‘em my way. But in the meantime, I’m here to answer YOUR email requests of information, enlightenment and advice. Let’s get to it.