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Beer Abby #52 – One Year of Magic Bru, Lucky You!

by Bru-Hed ©2012 All Ages Media     Again I say, holy monkey crap! It’s been a full year of “Beer Abby”! Fifty-two weeks, twelve months of fun, facts, advice and angry rants for you readers! Seems like we were just celebrating my 50th column a couple weeks ago, don’t it? Congrats to me again. And you, for reading me! It’s been the best year of my life. Well, more like 52nd best.

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BEER ABBY 48: “Dark Knight Rises Movie, Diverticulosis, Exercise Tips”

BEER ABBY 48: “Dark Knight Rises Movie, Diverticulosis, Exercise Tips” Welcome back, deer readers! And those who read blogs instead of deers. I hope the geeks among you had a great time in San Diego and are ready to get back to your non-life in your parents’ attic (for those who don’t have basements). I’m back to help you navigate the turbulent waters of existence…and tell you when it’s time to get out of the…

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BEER ABBY #27: “2012 Oscar Wins, Eddie Murphy vs. Billy Crystal, Stan Lee and Leap Year”

©2012 All Ages Media   Greetings, fans and fanettes–Did you catch those wacky Oscars? Didja notice I went six of seven in my predictions including backups? (I woulda gone seven for seven if I had mentioned my backup choice for Best Pic, The Artist. I figured the only thing that trumps white guilt in Hollywood is its backpatting nostalgia for the so-called Golden Age. The Academy fell for the pandering hook, line and silent sinker.)…

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Beer Abby #23 – Tom Brady and the Patriots vs. Eli Manning and the Giants in Super Bowl XLVI plus Alan Moore vs. Giant-Man

Finally! It’s here! The roman alphabet game of the year. Beer, snacks, commercials, beer commercials, snack commercials, bad national anthems, overhyped halftime shows, aging singers trying to stay relevant, millionaires vs. billionaires on the field, and oh yeah, a football game. Welcome to Super Bowl week. Sorry gang, I know I’m a day late (but only a half-dollar short–I get a member discount here), but was busy crunchin’ numbers for the Big Game. Gotta decide…

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Beer Abby #22 “The Most Boring Week Of The Season”

Well, here we are…Two weeks before the greatest game in the world–bored out of our skulls. It’s a shame the NFL geniuses decided on hype over logic and went with this “media build-up” crap instead of going with the momentum like they used to. Making it worse, they put the Pro Bowl on before the Super Bowl, which of course means the game featuring “the best players in the league” doesn’t include anyone from “the…

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