Again I say, holy monkey crap! It’s been a full year of “Beer Abby”! Fifty-two weeks, twelve months of fun, facts, advice and angry rants for you readers! Seems like we were just celebrating my 50th column a couple weeks ago, don’t it? Congrats to me again. And you, for reading me! It’s been the best year of my life. Well, more like 52nd best. VIEW THE FULL ARTICLE
Hello to you, all my hellacious heathens, heretics, heteros, homos and hermaphrodites! It’s your pal Bru here to help you get through another week and weekend without weakening (wanking is okay). Hard to believe this week is almost 50! But doody and duty call. So let’s get to your questions, shall me? VIEW THE FULL ARTICLE
Welcome back, deer readers! And those who read blogs instead of deers. I hope the geeks among you had a great time in San Diego and are ready to get back to your non-life in your parents’ attic (for those who don’t have basements). I’m back to help you navigate the turbulent waters of existence…and tell you when it’s time to get out of the tub. Let’s get to your emails: VIEW THE FULL ARTICLE
Greetings, fans and fanettes–Did you catch those wacky Oscars? Didja notice I went six of seven in my predictions including backups? (I woulda gone seven for seven if I had mentioned my backup choice for Best Pic, The Artist. I figured the only thing that trumps white guilt in Hollywood is its backpatting nostalgia for the so-called Golden Age. The Academy fell for the pandering hook, line and silent sinker.) Not a bad performance for a guy like me who didn’t see any of the stupid nominees! Now if there were some way I could extend that expertise to betting on football, I’d be Trump rich!
It’s that time of year again, kiddies! No, I’m not talking about the upcoming Three Hour Mutual Backpatting Fest (also called “The Oscars”), but Leap Year! You only have a week left to plan something worthwhile to do every four years. Make it cool–better than a presidential election at least! So let’s get to your emails: VIEW THE FULL ARTICLE
Well, whattaya know, another week, another batch of craziness. Whitney expired too early, John Severin left in pretty good time, Ghost Rider opens just as its creator gets closed out. And a new comic book geek TV show. What do they all have in common? YOU mugs sent me questions on alla them! Let’s get to the emails: VIEW THE FULL ARTICLE
Hope everyone out there survived the Super Bowl and all the food comas afterwards. hard to go back to life without football for the next six months. Let’s put that horrid thought out of our minds for now and get right into it, shall we? VIEW THE FULL ARTICLE
Finally! It’s here! The roman alphabet game of the year. Beer, snacks, commercials, beer commercials, snack commercials, bad national anthems, overhyped halftime shows, aging singers trying to stay relevant, millionaires vs. billionaires on the field, and oh yeah, a football game.
Welcome to Super Bowl week. Sorry gang, I know I’m a day late (but only a half-dollar short–I get a member discount here), but was busy crunchin’ numbers for the Big Game. Gotta decide who to bet on. But let’s not forget the main reason I do this every week–to help YOU with your life issues! So let’s get right to a quintet of your questions (I just learned that woid from watching some show about a really pregnant chick): VIEW THE FULL ARTICLE
Well, here we are…Two weeks before the greatest game in the world–bored out of our skulls. It’s a shame the NFL geniuses decided on hype over logic and went with this “media build-up” crap instead of going with the momentum like they used to. Making it worse, they put the Pro Bowl on before the Super Bowl, which of course means the game featuring “the best players in the league” doesn’t include anyone from “the best two teams in the league”! Ugh.
But that’s no reason not to help YOU idiots get thru this boredom with the best advice in this or any other league! (Even for you few chicks out there who’re outta my league. Ha!) It’s a short one this week, so let’s get right to ‘em: VIEW THE FULL ARTICLE
Hey, you mugs!
It’s another Thursday afternoon and I’m after a moon that makes me moan! Any pics of gorgeous glutes from Kim K, Jay-Lo, Nicki Minaj, Eva Longoria, send ‘em my way. But in the meantime, I’m here to answer YOUR email requests of information, enlightenment and advice. Let’s get to it. VIEW THE FULL ARTICLE